relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

(via therealhalfbloodprincess)

camaronez:

my response to everything is either no or i don’t know.

(Source: notwifi, via bullied)

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(via n0t--s0rry)

titytwochainz:

you really a bitch if you let the microwave hit zeros while your family is asleep you disrespectful bitch

(via n0t--s0rry)

finefools:

‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies 

(via bullied)

king-of-westeros:

kingofwesteros:

in the game of urls you win or you hyphen

you’re telling me mate

(via pizza)

e-upepsia:

happy earth day
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ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii, via pizza)